Day 11

 Day 11

30 one liners

I

Today the rain forgets to go to work

Ii

Today, Today forgets to go into work

Iii

The Sun apologised for false advertising 

Iv

The Moon is in the pub on the corner

V

All the rain to be lives in a reservoir near Capel Curig

Vi

Dylan Thomas's favourite film was not Now ,Voyager

Vii

On every day apart from full moon, the weather on TV is presented by a werewolf

Viii

I put my house up for sale just to appear in homes under the hammer

Ix

Local woman does sponsored breathing for unknown charity

X

The bacon on his sandwich appeared in the shape of an ear

Xi

She preferred the unvarnished truth, but it had been painted a matte blue

Xii

Mickey's logo appears like faulty venn diagrams 

Xiii

A Wimpy is an indicator of something about a town, he says

Xiv

Look at the way the Avanti train door hisses open, a man bowing

Xv

She wears a skirt in an a line, the colour of undercooked lamb

Xvi

The dog walker has three leads- on the first, the past, reluctant, on the second, the present, happy, on the third, the future pulls ahead.

Xvii

Have you seen one of those almond KitKats, in the cream wrapper?

Xviii

A courtier demands serviettes

Xix

Honestly, he said, it was like the whole place was covered too thickly in marzipan 

Xx

The walking group are quiet, stalking the petrified forest

Xxi

When sitting an exam, ensure your forehead is cool before laying it on your arm to go to sleep

Xxii

In the tapestry room, your former neighbour as a french deer

Xxiii

Imagine playing Tetris right now, in your head

Xxiv

Ai refused to write any of these sentences - how rude

Xxv

Ai is good at predicting the future when the future was 2020

Xxvi

You witness evolution in Acton or in action, when you saw the bathing pigeon on the boating lake

Xxvii

What did you do in the culture wars?

Xxviii

Waiting for the main act without beer

Xxix

No, that is not a heron, not a real one

Xxx

The happy electrician, always trying to change the lightbulbs